martes, 17 de agosto de 2010

Milk bath

Hi everybody, i’m back and i’m going to talk about a extreme activity that i would like to do. This activity involve some illegal substance like milk. Because i want to swim in milk, but unfortunately milk’s lakes don’t exist and even less a whole ocean of milk. So, i’m would like to try take a bath in a shower of milk, pure milk, that one white and creamy.

Well, the first problem are the pipes. Usally contains water, and not milk. So the first step is to fill the bathtub with milk, until the top. That way, you can make a wonderful splash. You owe have your own jacuzzi, because is even better with milk (i think), because you can make bubbles so is the same efffect than dive into a milkshake.

I don’t know nobody that ever tryed a thing like this. But, i used to hear comments about the magic that it is. I think everybody coul’d have the opportunity of a milk’s bath (under their own risk). But, the good thing is have the security that if you are drowning in milk, you can swallow everything and even feel good because the milk has calcium and makes grown your bones.

So, after this, i think i’m gonna try putting my fingers into milk. I think they are going to be very happy and clean, and is the first aproximity to the big enter to the milk’s world. After that i shoul’d taste them, maybe will have great flavour.
Maybe i should buy a hundred litres for starting...

3 comentarios:

  1. A milk bath looks really gay. Maybe you are learning things from Dennys, or not?

    You can also try a chocolate milk bath or a Nestum bath.

  2. Really looks very gay, jaujjaujaujauajuajuajua, like cleopatra, uuuuuuuu, jajjajajajjaja.
    By the way, the last joke of vid it's very boring.